Public Service Announcement

Guess what? Listening to Frank Sinatra will make you gay.

Other gay bands that will homosexualize you and your children:

• Metallica
• Eminem
• Rufus Wainwright
• Cole Porter
• String Cheese Incident
• The Doors
• Phish
• Rolling Stones
• Jay-Z
• Kansas
• John Mayer
• Madonna
• DMX
• The Killers
• Lil Kim
• Nickleback
• Red Hot Chili Peppers